What’s better than a plate full of turkey, ‘taters, gravy and stuffing? How about helping the Thanksgiving puns?
We’ve just cooked up a new feast of the best Thanksgiving puns you can share on social, add to emails, and add to ads this season. You’ll have a gut-wrenching laugh with these turkey tropes, pumpkin pies, and cooking cut-ups.
These pins are worth saving, so let’s get started!
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Best Thanksgiving Pins
We’re jumping on the gravy train with a main course of the best Thanksgiving pans ever. Use them to season your greetings and messages leading up to the big day.
- What are you banging on about? These jokes are not corny!
- This pumpkin starter is huge!
- Never gossip in a cornfield. There are many mines around.
- Oh, shucks, that last joke was meant to be. 🌽
- Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!
- Eat, drink, and be cranberry!
- Click it, let’s start gobbling. 🦃
- I’m so full, the pumpkin has to give.
- I like big buns and I can’t have pies.
- Let’s bust!
- The Thanksgiving party must have been fun. The potatoes were smashed, the rolls were toasted, and the cranberries were pureed.
- Hey, I just met you, and it’s gravy, but here’s my butter, so maybe cut me some slack.
- I wanted to keep the leftovers in plastic wrap, but all my plans were thwarted.
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Beautiful Thanksgiving Pins
Here’s a bunch of adorable Thanksgiving puns that will sweeten you up Holiday emails and newsletters. Or just send them to your cutie pie!
- All the pies themselves
- Speak Turkish to me.
- I’m rooting for you. 🥧
- It is a beauty and a feast.
- Baby, I was so corny.
- I have pie just for you.
- You need love. 🍂
- You are the apple of my pie (I have a crust on you).
- Don’t drink, take my eyes off you.
- You make the world a place of butter.
- Beauty is in the beholder.
- Best Thanksgiving. ever
Thanksgiving Pins for Marketing
Let’s create a piece of these Thanksgiving pins to help you connect with customers and create your own. Vacation copy A little more fun.
- Season the day with these spicy deals! 🧂
- Why not join the gym? You have to fill to lose!
- If you think these deals are good, you haven’t seen the goods yet.
- Let the gourd times roll!
- We are overflowing to have such a large clientele. Thank you very much.
- We’re on a roll… it doesn’t get much butterier than this. 🥐
- Sorry, we will not be open on Thanksgiving. We will be Occupied.
- Food of the season!
- It’s our biggest sale of the year… whip, whip, hooray!
- Feast your eyes on these deals!
Thanksgiving pun jokes
Our next course is a silly dish of Thanksgiving pun jokes. Layer on you ’em Seasonal social posts. But be warned, while these jokes are good, clean fun, there is quite a bit of bird language in it.
- What is the astrological sign of the pumpkin? Pi sis.
- Did you see the turkey next to the turkey? It had a poultry guest.
- How do turkeys fare on Thanksgiving? On the gravy train. 🚂
- What if the gravy train derails? Then they get mobile in the fall.
- Have you heard of the missing turkey? They suspect foul play.
- Have you heard of the Turk who got his engineering degree? It was a technical chicken.
- Have you heard of the turkey that cursed a lot? He had a mouthful.
- I can’t eat any more Thanksgiving leftovers. I’m quitting cold turkey!
- I found him something to apologize for. It was a one-piece offering. ☮
- Have you heard of Fighting Bakers? They did not see the pie from the pie.
- What did pilgrims use to make cakes? There may be flour.
- How do you fix a broken gourd? with pumpkin patches.
- What do Scarecrows wear to keep warm in the fall? A necklace.
- Why was New Baker out of the loop? She was on a good acquaintance basis.
- Why did Turkey miss the party? He felt under the wing.
- What did Pi say when it came to fighting? You want a piece of me?!
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Thanksgiving tips about cooking
We’re making memories with a round of cooking-themed Thanksgiving pies. They are fresh, hot and ready to serve.
- Another Tayyim left me.
- All about this Basti.
- All we’re saying is, give peas a chance.
- My corn recipe is A-maize-ing!
- Yes, that’s how the case rolls
- Last but not least, it’s dinner!
- It’s more about filling.
- I’m not sure I’m making cider. I will finish it.
- We are making memories this year.
- Can this food have any butter? 🧈
- Invitation mode, activated!
- Who has bread to fill?
- Corn Wiiild be! 🎶
- No one puts gravy in a corner.
- We’re all about that busty, ’tis busty, no gobble.
- I was full for the cheese plate.
- Baddie or not, here I crumb.
Thanksgiving Pie Pins
We’ll go ’round and ’round with these pie pins all day. Use something this season to give your followers a little something extra special and prove that your brand is viable.
- There is a limit to the pie.
- I think you can go for pumpkin.
- Try rich or pie.
- Direct free or paid.
- Don’t be a pie rate. 🏴 ☠
- Don’t start a pumpkin you can’t finish.
- This is pumpkin pie pumpkin.
- We are the layer in the pie.
- Gourd of life and then you found.
- Oh, give me a stream. 😭
Turkey Thanksgiving Pans
Do not add it this year! Lift a leg and stay close to the best turkey wings.
- This turkey is poultry in motion!
- Why am I ashamed? Because I saw the turkey dressing. 😚
- We lost the turkey recipe, so we decided to add it.
- You’ve been roasting turkey cravings all day. How about you give it a break!
- Which side of the turkey has more wings? Outside, of course
- What did Turkey say when he bumped into the president? forgive me
- I was going to try an egg on my turkey this year, but I didn’t want to stir it.
- What day do turkeys hate more than Thanksgiving? Friday
Thanksgiving Pins by AI
We threw a little Thanksgiving pin between Cloud AI and ChatGupt. Which AI tool whips up the most sentences that only look like turkey? We’ll let you decide.
Thanksgiving Pins of Chittagong:
- You are the most roasted
- Let’s be the best
- Poultry in motion
- Speak Turkish to me
- Too hot to gobble
- Feeling extra plucky this year
Claude’s Thanksgiving Pins:
- Way to the gravy train
- The breast is still there
- Only gourd vibrations
- Yemen ‘It
- Filling the ballot
- I’m having a bad cranberry day
Use Thanksgiving pins to connect with your customers this year
A little humor goes a long way — especially during the holidays, which can be stressful for some. So while these Pins are fun, they’re also a way to connect with your followers in a relevant way.
And remember that if you put your pie on the prize and your bast food ahead, you’re sure to succeed!
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