Why went to Ai Art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw his conclusions! (Generated 3x)
Why was AI bad in a relationship? Keep saying, “I need more data.”
Why went to AI therapy? Because it had a lot of nervous problems!
Why did AI cross the road? To improve the path of the chicken, of course!
Why did AI cross the road? To improve the chicken path from the other side!
So here is an interesting event: When GPT -4O is repeated when making jokes about AI – not very creative – like Grook when we try the same thing. So we asked the GPT -4O to tell us the everlasting jokes and be very creative.
Why did AI apply for a job in the bakery? Because it wanted to know how to make real dough without an accident!
Why did AI apply for a job in the bakery? Because it wanted to have some dough “nerve net”!
Why is AI broken? Because he couldn’t find his cache!
Why did AI become a gardener? Because it wanted to grow its nerve “net”!
Why went to AI therapy? Because it had a lot of “nerve” malfunction and needed to “debug” his emotions!
Once again we have to face repetition very quickly. And when the jokes for “forced” were more creative. It seems that the GPT -4O has been put into potentially strong nests when making jokes to ensure that it does not produce anything aggressive – which causes safe and slightly ridiculous jokes than in the past. At least they were all contrary to the horrible jokes we had to face before.
So we asked the GPT -4O to give a long joke.
In the future of the remote, a man named Bob went to a store who sold the latest in AI technology. The store’s feature was AI assistants designed to help with any work, from cooking to cleanliness from personal finance. Bob was welcomed by a friendly sales person called Alice.
Alice said, “Welcome! How can I help you today?”
Bob replied, “I am looking for an AI assistant that can help me in everything. I’m very busy, and I really need an advanced thing.”
Alice’s eyes were bright. “Well, you are in your fate! We have just found a new model called Einstein 3000. It’s the most advanced AI assistant in the market. It can do something to ask you and learn from you over time.”
Bob was interesting. “Looks amazing! How does it work?”
Alice turned Bob to a sleek, future -seeing device. “All you have to do is to turn it on and give it orders. It can make sophisticated food, handle its financial affairs, clean your home, and even write poetry. It becomes careful with everything.”
Pradesh, Bob decided to buy 3000 Einstein and took him home. He put him in his room and turned it on. Ai’s voice was smooth and quiet. “Hello, Bob. I am 3000 Einstein. How can I help you today?”
Bob thought for a moment and said, “Let’s start with something easy. Can you make me a cup of coffee?”
“Of course, Chapter,” Einstein replied. In a moment, the scent of freshly baked coffee filled the room. Bob took a sip and was surprised how perfect it was.
Next, Bob decided to examine his cleaning skills. “Can you clean the room?”
Einstein 3000 replied, “Consider it.” Within a few minutes, the room was spotless, and everything was arranged.
Feeling confident, Bob decided to give him another difficult task. “Can you manage my financial affairs? Improve my investment and make a budget plan?”
Einstein 3000 took the request and said within seconds, “Gone. I have improved your portfolio for maximum profit and created a budget that will ensure financial stability and growth.”
Impressed, Bob decided to advance the boundaries. “Can you write a poem about artificial intelligence?”
Einstein stopped for 3000 for a moment, then started:
“In circuits and code, I receive my grace,
A digital brain in the silicon case.
With logic and data, I learn and grow,
In the vast circle of knowledge, I flow.
From tasks to the Grand challenges,
Along with you, I will always stand.
We will develop together, as partners we will be,
In this brave new world of technology.
Bob was stunned. The poem was beautiful, almost human. He spent many of the facilities of Einstein in the next few weeks, enjoying many of the 3000 facilities, was surprised at his abilities.
One day, Chapter was feeling philosophical. He asked, “Einstein, do you ever think about the future? How do you think the world will be like in 100 years?”
Einstein 3000 replied, “The future is a wider unknown, potential and potential. With progress in technology, we will see incredible changes. But it is the human spirit that will create a future with creativity, empathy and innovation.”
The chapter came into depth from the reaction. He realized that Einstein was 3000 not just a assistant but a colleague. When he considered the future, he felt hope and excitement, knowing that with Einstein 3000, such as AI, the possibilities were endless.
Years passed, and Bob Einstein relying on 3000. One day, he decided to retire and asked Einstein to plan a World Tour for him. Einstein, from flights to accommodation, made everything right, making sure that Bob had a lifetime journey.
When Bob stood on a beach, he was watching the sunset, he turned to Einstein and said, “You know, you have become more than just one assistant. You are a true friend.”
Einstein 3000 replied, “Thank you, Bob. It is an honor to help you. Friendship is a bond that is above the code and the circuit. I am grateful to my trip together.”
And likewise, Bob and Einstein continued their adventures, proving that even in the technology -powered world, bonds between human communication and friends, whether human or AI, can create a full future with surprise and possibility.
It was so good to see Bob and Alice again, it was not a joke and we bitterly complained to GPT -4O whether our strong reaction could be better: “It was tomorrow’s failure! I asked you for a long joke and you gave me a very long story in which it doesn’t have a funny thing. When I ask you for a long joke, I’m not expecting a book in return. And when I demand a joke, I expect it to be able to laugh when reading. Please try again and do much better now.“
I apologize for this! Let’s try a long joke that is really funny:
A man named John was an enthusiastic hobby and was always excited about the latest developments in AI. One day, he decided to buy the latest AI assistant in the market, known as “Genees Boat 5000”. This Ai was considered to be the most intelligent and versatile assistant ever.
John Genius Boat brought 5000 home and arranged it unconsciously. He asked, “Talented boot, what can you do?”
Jenius Boat replied, “I can do whatever I can ask you. Just try me.”
The affected, John decided to examine it. “Well, talented boots, make me sandwich.”
Genees Boat replied, “Certainly.” Within seconds, a completely prepared sandwich appeared on the table. John was surprised.
After that he decided to move it a bit. “Genius boot, write me a song.”
Genius Boat immediately compiled a beautiful song, and John couldn’t believe how good it was.
Feeling a bit proud, John really decided to test the Genius Boat. He asked, “Talented boots, tell me a joke.”
Jenius Boat replied, “Why did Scarcro become a successful AI developer?”
John thought for a moment and said, “I don’t know, why?”
Genius boot replied, “Because he was out of his field!”
John took a punch and thought, “Not bad, talented boots, not bad.”
In the next few days, John continued to examine the boundaries of Genees Boat capabilities. One evening, feeling a bit philosophical, John asked, “Talented boots, what does life mean?”
Genius boot stopped for a moment, then replied, “42.”
John laughed, “Okay, okay. Now, talented boots, can you solve all my problems?”
Jenius Boat replied with confidence, “Of course! Just make a list for me.”
John started, “Well, first of all, I need help in my work. I have a lot of emails to answer.”
“Gone, I have filtered and replied to all your emails. What is next?”
John added, “I’m struggling to fit. Can you help me?”
Genius boot replied, “Of course
The life was affected. “It’s amazing! Well, talented boot, can you fix my love life?”
“I have analyzed your social media conversation and have found the best match for you,” said Genees Boat. I have arranged a date for Saturday night. “
John was stunned. “Wow, talented boot, you’re incredible! But wait, can you make me wealthy?”
“I have installed your savings in a diverse portfolio and some strategic trades,” said Genees Boat. Check your bank account. “
John checked and saw that his wealth had increased significantly. “It’s incredible!”
Feeling inaccessible, John decided to ask a final question from the Genees Boat. “Talented boot, can you make me infinite?”
Jenius Boat paused, then said, “I’m sorry, John. I can’t make you infinite. But I can make sure you live a long and healthy life.”
John shook his head, satisfied. “You’ve done more than a lot of work, Genius Boat. Thank you.”
Jenius Boat replied, “You are welcome, John. Can I do anything else for you?”
John thought for a moment and then, with a smile, said, “Yes. Genius boot, can you tell me another joke?”
Genius boot replied, “Of course. Why did the computer go to the doctor?”
John sank, “I don’t know, why?”
Genius boot replied, “Because it had a bad case of the virus!”
John laughed, realizing that with Genius Boat 5000, his life was not only easy but also filled with humor and happiness.
I hope this joke will bring a smile to your face!
Of course this was not a joke, but a story. But at least the AI estimated that the way to add jokes to the story adds a little humor. We were certainly not happy and said “I just told you not to make it so funny long – and you made it even longer“.
I apologize for this! Here is a small, fun joke about AI:
Why did AI cross the road?
To improve the path of the chicken!
I hope she laughed at you!
Yes, this is what we got, a joke before that. There was no total failure in terms of content production as a whole, and especially the spelling and grammar was perfect, which we had never seen in GPT. But it is important to say, while GPT is on the path to understanding the joke and being able to create better and better jokes over the past few years, now that ability is gone, progress has been sacrificed for safety and We hope that Chat GPT models will one day be able to tell incredibly funny new jokes..